2. Forrest Gump is playing on my t.v.
3. E is in Telluride flipping Ralph Lauren's rugs over or somethin
4. Dexter is fast asleep on the couch, pooped from his day at Camp Bow-Wow
5. My black shirt is covered in dog hair
6. The dishes in the sink are screaming my name
7. I'm soooooo sleepy.
8. I just got a picture text from a random number of my mom's toe poking out of what looks like fish net stockings. All that it says is - ''Your mom's toe''.
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| um wtf? haha - me |
1 comment:
Let the dishes sit, take a nap, and then go buy our mom some new fishnets!
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